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When Carol invites you over to another dinner party but her wine cellar is too good to refuse.
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When you always, always make sure to buckle the kids in before zooming off.
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And when you know what stickers people really should be displaying on their cars.
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When you got “lost” on your day off.
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When you sit down for the 6pm news and finally get a story worth watching.
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When you have a night with the hubby but your focus is on something more important.
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When you cracked this joke at your local mothers group and had the other ladies in stitches.
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And when this joke made you the most popular lady at school trivia night.
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When your two vices start begging for your attention.
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When you’re feeling a little risky and frisky, and Carol should really know better than to tell you what you can and cannot do.
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When the ladies suggest a wine tour and you have your goals set.
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When your hubby asks you what you want for Christmas from the kids.
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When you know the true value of celebrating every day.
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When Carol bought you the most perfect Secret Santa present ever.
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And when your mother-in-law took the kids for the weekend and you were set.
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When you’re after a new cooking wine, but will only use a minimal amount for actual cooking.
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When that flippin’ annoying bird Debbie – the one with the whiny voice from the PTA – questioned your drinking, and you were like, “HONESTLY Debbie, it wouldn’t KILL you to have some fun.”
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When your daughter came home and started talking about “contooring” or some shit, but you knew what real skills are all about.
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When you realised your life wasn’t exactly like theSex and The Cityvision you once had.
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When Debbie was back at it again with the fucking stupid questions.
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When you tried to communicate with your husband on his level.
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When you wrote this touching poem about work because your boss Barry was staring at you, and you had to attempt to look busy.
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And when the ladies suggested a “girl’s retreat” and you’ve never been more ready in your life.
As long as Debbie doesn’t come.
By: Tahlia Pritchard
***Grabbed from: https://www.buzzfeed.com/tahliapritchard/bugger-off-debbie?utm_term=.es1Dazr11#.pt4v5M122